Where Do You Stand?

I ran across an interesting congratulatory wedding card this week. Here's the front of it:

 

Of all the wedding toppers I've seen, this one "takes the cake." What makes it even worse is the interior:

I might be accused of taking this obvious "joke" too seriously, but I'm certain that any man who knows "where he stands”—at least according this card's definition—isn't laughing; nor is his wife.

If you've read my book, The Sigma Male, you know that the following wedding topper better represents a successful marriage—where a husband really understands where he should stand and his wife admires and respects him:

Leading the dance!

Shame on anyone who congratulates a new couple by inviting them to pursue a path that will only end in unhappiness.